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发表于 2009-8-10 16:36:57
a fine woman can do without fine clothes
A good fame is better than a good face
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
If you don't, you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing.
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are not understanding.
If you make romance, you are an experienced man.
If you don't, you are half a man.
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.
If you are well dressed,she says you are a **.
If you don't, you are a dull boy.
If you are jealous, she says it's bad.
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her.
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.
If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.